Go at it. Well, we don't work for you, man! So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. You're sick! Oh, hey. Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! All very acidic above-the-shoulders mustard shit. Donnie Azoff: Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. 15 Outrageous Scenes In Martin Scorsese's 'Wolf Of Wall Street' We Can't Wait To See. Brad: Manny Riskin: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Jordan Belfort: In 1987, Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio) takes an entry-level job at a Wall Street brokerage firm. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Act as if you have unmatched confidence and then people will surely have confidence in you. I was born too - too early. A place for mercenaries. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, you're gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that person's gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. You're a father now, Jordan. Well that's good news. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Yeah, there's something a little bit different about his eyes. If you agree to the divorce right now, I will allow visitation. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. Oh, California? I wanna be with the fuckin' Oompa Loompas! The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Quotes Showing all 117 items Jordan Belfort : Let me tell you something. We require immediate assistance! Write your name down on that napkin for me. You're never gonna see the kids again! Chester Ming: Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie Azoff: You know? This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. [timid] [on getting arrested] Jordan Belfort: Postmedia Network Inc. | 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4 | 416-383-2300. The 4.95-acre equestrian estate comes with a wine cellar, a ten-stall stable, and a saltwater pool. Don't you dare throw that fucking water on me! What are your favorite Wolf of Wall Street quotes? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. John, one thing I can promise you, even in this market, is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners. No one's gonna fucking die! Is there an apology message on the machine?" Something about laundering drug money through offshore boat racing and a guy named Rocky Aoki, you know the founder of Benihanna. Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! Jordan Belfort: They even had an accounting term for it: It was called T and E, which stood for Travel and Entertainment. What, if the kid's retarded? And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and I'm not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. Get off me! This Martin Scorsese hit film stars Leonardo Dicaprio, Jonah Hill and Margot Robbie in lead roles. When we arrived to prison, I was absolutely terrified. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. What kind of person are you? And to anyone who thinks theres anything glamorous about being known as a Wolf of Wall Street. Naomi Lapaglia: Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. I still have family over there, though. Go ahead and fuck me. [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] It was the sort of silence shared by two people who're comfortable enough not to force a conversation ahead of its logical progression. Everybody on point! So you listen to me and you listen well. Chester Ming: Give me a kiss, sweetheart. Donnie Azoff: I'm sure. Let me get that right. Naomi Lapaglia: If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. Sell me that pen. Oh no. Tootski?Follow me for tootskihttps://twitter.com/ogfz_https://www.instagram.com/ogfz/ That's right, out of all the Swiss bankers in Miami, it had to be him! Yeah. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. I don't understand. That's why we at Stratton Oakmont pride ourselves on being the best. ~ Jordan Belfort. I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: I didn't even want to bring it up. No, I'm not fucking letting you near my kids! Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Its a place for killers. I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. See. We'll get broad-sided and tip over. But there's a big chance, right? You're dealing with numbers. You hear me? Tell me something I don't know, I wait all week for the fucking Equalizer and they have to fucking [picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent]. Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. Donnie Azoff: Oh, my God! picks her up. . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Okay, great. Well, technically, $72,000 last month. No, there's no alcohol. Stratton Oakmont. She brought in a decorator, feng shui'd the whole place. Yes, I think it's true. No. His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? There were more over here. Captain Ted Beecham: I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. What? The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Exactly. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter Shut the fuck up! Your hair looks good. That's why all this confusion. Fuck you! Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! There is no such thing as bad publicity. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. Watch. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. Because I want you to come for me, baby. I keep the rhythm below the belt. It's like a non-alcoholic beer. And you got the beautiful girls there. Mayday! Naomi Lapaglia: In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! Chester Ming: Did you? Jesus Christ. Jordan Belfort: Is he is he wearing a bowtie? Benihanna, Beni fucking hanna. Expensive champagne and the what, we had to buy champagne. Jordan Belfort: See, for a brief fleeting moment, I'd forgotten I was rich and I lived in a place where everything was for sale. Bang, bang, bang. What the fuck is going on out here? Jordan Belfort: Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. You had a minute? there's some very awkward but funny, laugh out loud, moments that i'm still thinking about and laughing to myself over long after viewing. [checks on Donnie] With their beautiful wife by their side, who's got big voluptuous tits. Jordan Belfort: Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? Donnie Azoff: More importantly, you will learn. Yeah, I'm sure. Max Belfort: Fun coupons! I can't go down there, Jordan. You can save the fucking spotted owl with money. Don't you wanna be my friend? It was like mainlining adrenaline. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. Did you just try to kiss me, bro? Jordan Belfort: Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. Jordan Belfort: We are here to make money! Everybody on point! Hey, listen, I quit! I do it cause I fuckin' need to. It's fairy dust. Because if I do decide to cooperate I might only looking at four short years. I ask them to judge me on my losers, because I have so few. Jordan Belfort: Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. Naomi Lapaglia: Max Belfort: You were on the floor rollin' around and shit. Jordan Belfort : [to the waiter] Oh, I'm good with water for now. Jordan Belfort: Oh, no. Holy fuck, you did just say that. I want a divorce. Does it even matter to you that I just had that driving range sodded with Bermuda grass, Jordan, and now you fucking wrecked it! Max Belfort: Brad: Jordan Belfort: Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . This is America. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Some of these girls, you should see them. Jordan Belfort: The Matthew McConaughey's Wolf Of Wall Street chant soon became of the most iconic parts of the movie and is right up there in popularity with the actor's own " Alright, alright, alright " from Dazed And Confused. The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. The world of investing can be a jungle. Jordan Belfort: I'm pretty fucking sure. My killers, my killers who will not take no for an answer. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. How do you say rathole in British? Max Belfort: Jordan Belfort: How are you doing today? While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Rogue wave! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: No, I don't wanna implode, sir. It recounts Belfort's perspective on his career as a stockbroker in New York City and how his firm, Stratton Oakmont, engaged in rampant . You fucking bitch! Jordan Belfort: Gentlemen, welcome to Stratton Oakmont. Leave your emotions at the door. Jordan Belfort, The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you cant achieve it. Jordan Belfort, 97% of the people who quit too soon are employed by the 3% who didnt. Jordan Belfort, Hard work beats talent. Wed love your help. But we were making more money than we knew what do with. You know how much I love you, right? Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Trust me. Well, he got depressed and killed himself about three years later. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. He's got a gun, you fucking idiot! Jordan Belfort: Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. Tell me. Who the fuck has the goddamn gall to call this house on a Tuesday night? Do it differently each time. Explains you. FYI boys, Danielle has promised to use this $10,000 for breast implants. Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Jordan Belfort: Good for you, little man. I love you, baby. Get off. We are going down! Look at this! Movie Info. God damn it! No, they're not retarded or anything like that Jordan Belfort: There could be. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. Second key to success in this racket is this little baby right here. You can sell anything? I got five more just like you, bro. Wow. And with this script, which is your new harpoon, I'm gonna teach each and every one of you to be Captain fucking Ahab. And particularly troublesome. Brad: Jordan Belfort: I'm not ashamed to admit it. Yeah, like Buddhists. Donnie Azoff: Champagne. You know what my lawyer said? Theyre called telephones. Fuzzy Bear over there? Right, right. Right, exactly. Jordan Belfort: I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? They're not buying shit. That's not why I do it. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! I got news for you. Hi, fellas! Without you, theyre just worthless hunks of plastic. But thats not because youre a failure. The movie depicts Jordan Belforts reckless adventures from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker to his seduction and free-fall into corruption, drug abuse, excess and ultimately imprisonment. But I needn't have been. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Jordan Belfort: I'm not like, gonna let someone else fuck my cousin, you know? They were priced between three and five hundred dollars and made you wear a condom unless you gave them a hefty tip, which I always did. Jordan Belfort: Stay up-to-date on all the latest Rotten Tomatoes news! $26,000 worth of sides? What the fuck are you talking about? What are you, a fucking owl? Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. And you know what else? Get the freshest reviews, news, and more delivered right to your inbox! Naomi Lapaglia: Dwayne: The fucking hero I'm gonna be back at the office when the Bureau seizes this fucking boat. Cunt, cock, asshole." I want to stay married, Dad, but it's crazy out there. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Welcome back. Jordan Belfort: Baby, it gets worse. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Whoa! "Has Brad apologized yet? I'm also Dutch, German, English. Don't try to fight it. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Mark Hanna: Brooklyn. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. Do you guys not want to make money? Good! Jordan Belfort: a depend on what exactly? [stands up tall, smiling] You're in the fucking minor leagues. Good! Donnie and I were going out on our own. Go on. Jordan Belfort: She's the best. Then look no further. This is not a tip, this is a prescription. He's just warning everybody. You show me a pay stub for $72,000, I quit my job right now and work for you. Jordan Belfort: [to the waiter] [Donnie haphazardly gets out from car] But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Donnie. Brad, show them how it's done. Wake up, you piece of shit! You people are all shit out of luck. Mark Hanna: Donnie Azoff: No, you didn't research the whole thing and deal with the fucking golf course people! Donnie Azoff: They're gonna need to send in the National Guard to take me out, cos I ain't going nowhere! Who's Venice? It was obscene, in the normal world. After they left I checked the apartment. Teresa Petrillo: Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Jordan Belfort: That's that's okay, that doesn't matter. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Jordan Belfort: Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. I was hooked in seconds. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Do I jerk off? There's no such thing as an Amish Buddhist. That being said its the kind of movie that I can watch over and over again, especially the first 40 minutes that shows Belforts rise to riches. I Ain't Going Anywhere! Jordan Belfort: Daddy's really sorry about what he said in the other room. Jordan Belfort: The porterhouse from Argentina. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Jordan Belfort: Hey, pal. It's like playing a game of chess with your own life. Alden Kupferberg: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. You wanna know what money sounds like? Come for me. Jordan Belfort: That is fucked up! Are you sure? Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Naomi Lapaglia: A real wolf pit, which is exactly how I liked it. Get those fucking ludes! Linette Lopez. Now, right now, John, the stock trades over-the-counter at 10 cents a share. Oh, I'm good with water for now. Coming Soon. Naomi Lapaglia: You okay? Funny, self-referential, and irreverent to a fault. Coming Soon. It doesn't exist. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Jordan Belfort: What are you, a fuckin owl? Naomi Lapaglia, Oh my God! Pick up the phone and start dialing! All right, get the fuck off my boat. Hey Paulie, what's up? Hello, John. Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. Fucking whore. 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. [in narration] They don't give a shit about money. Jordan Belfort: Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Best The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes. Bald. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Terms and Policies Jordan Belfort: No way, baby, no! Don't fucking dare throw that fucking water at me. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. Because, at least as a rich man, when I have to face my problems, I show up in the back of the limo, wearing a $2000 suit and a $40,000 gold fuckin' watch. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort, If anyone over here thinks Im superficial or materialistic, go get a job at McDonalds because thats where you belong. Jordan Belfort, But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. Jordan Belfort: It's not like Look. What a greek tragedy! You're gonna give me a pass? I'll do four grand. With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? Donnie Azoff: Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Get off me! Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Controlling the sale by keeping it on the straight line (every time the customer tries to take the . Act as if you have unmatched experience and then people will follow your advice. The property is located 25 miles from the Belmont Racetrack, a horse racing facility. Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran Stratton-Oakmont, a Long Island-based pump and dump that . [voice over] People tend to give up. Donnie Azoff: Privacy Policy Sell me that pen. Fuck. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. All right? Let me lock in that trade right now and get back to you with my secretary with an exact confirmation. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable ugly fuckin' wives. Jordan Belfort: They're up my ass. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Jordan Belfort: Pick up the phone and start dialing! Married people can't have friends? That's not how you treat people. Donnie Azoff: What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. Does daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls, huh? There is no nobility in poverty. The book, motherfucker, the book! It's not fucking real. Jordan Belfort: lastly it's down to the humour. Bears. Brad: Right? Please reference Error Code 2121 when contacting customer service. ~ Teresa Petrillo. Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Theyre wrapped in sheets. I've done a lot of bad shit, I'm going to hell! I don't love you anymore, Jordan! Jordan Belfort: Yeah. Great. I want to. I felt horrible. Is she like, a first cousin? Twenty fucking years! [dubious] I mean, you're a duchess right, the Duchess of Bay Ridge. Pick up the phone and start dialing! So I was sellin' them shit, but the way I looked at it, the money was better off in my pocket.
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